‘PALAK PANEER OR A TANGDI KABAB?.....What’s your flavor?’

Random questions people ask these days are not ‘What you are wearing for the party? Or how have you been? How’s your work going? How you are doing’. It’s the only question: ARE YOU SINGLE? Curse it man! ‘Of course, I’m single’. Why does this question always experiment us? I mean, being in a relationship, ya dating someone, ya being single; why these things do are enough to judge someone?  I mean these questions are like: Are you a vegetarian or a non-vegetarian. And I answer it like: Are you asking me for a Palak Panner or a Tangdi Kabab? Man! These pissing questions cannot be ended with simple answers.

Going through a series of topics this week, we finally found something that can distinguish the pickup line of a relationship status as “Palak Paneer or a Tangdi Kabab”(Single or in a relationship)Well, single raho toh bhi fitki and nahi rahoo tabhi fitki! It’s always that relationship status sucks! Well, here are the recipes for Palak Paneer and Tangdi Kabab! Have a look:

PALAK PANEER: (Being Single! :P)

Ingredients: 

2 cups of happiness (Ahhh! Make it 5), 4 tablespoon chocolates, 5 glasses of love ‘yourself’ liquid, 2 night outs, 4-5 dreams , 2 weekends of divine leisure and a whole lot of madness in yourself (Just you without anyone)

Method:

Heat a little bit of madness in yourself, then add those 4-5 dreams together, then add some craziness and let this cook for few minutes.  After 5 minutes, add 4 tbspoon of chocolates, 3 glasses of love ‘yourself’ liquid, 2 cups of happiness, 2 night outs and finally let the 2 weekends of divine leisure and a whole lot of madness should  stir well and after mixing it finally, your dish is finally prepared. The result is ‘SINGLE’. Turn around a few times and serve anyhow, as in you like. This dish will always be special. 

Recipe servings: All single

Recipe cook time: Till the age of 25 only 

Advantages of having Palak Paneer:

• Loving yourself is all on the wheels. No justification and no clarification. 
• Just have as many friends as you want. 
• Freedom and independency is in numbers. 
• Nahhh, no comprises at all. 
• Marriage will surely be a choice and not a requirement. 
• Invest purely in yourself.
• And last but not the least, the elevator to flirt always 

TANGDI KABAB: (In a relationship! :P)

Ingredients: 

1 cup of happiness (Ahhh! Make it only 1/2), 2 tablespoon chocolates, 2 glasses of different love, no ‘yourself’ liquid needed, 5 night outs,  24 weekends of clarifications, 4 tablespoon of crushed dreams, 7 tablespoons of  movie tickets, paste of facebook deactivation,  100 recharges and a whole lot of financial expense in your pocket (because the girl empties it every week!)

Method:

Firmly get ready to marinate yourself. Then  you need to add a paste of your facebook deactivation along with 24 weekends of clarifications then  4 tablespoon of crushed dreams. See, to it that it cooks well. Then at the same time, add bit of 7 tablespoons of movie tickets so as to add in return your ‘sorry’ raw ingredient. Yes, see to it that it has been stir well. Ultimately, you need to add only 2 tablespoon chocolates because a lot of sugar will spoil the recipe. Yes, I forgot to mention, no ‘yourself’ liquid needed coz it’s always your partner’s commands first. With 5 night outs and completely emptiness of your pockets, you will cooked completely and the dish is fully ready. See, to it that you don’t serve it when it’s hot, else RAM –JAANE kya hoga!

Recipe servings: To two of them

Recipe cook time: Till the age of 18 and above(Depends on  you, how long you can cook it 

Advantages of having TANGDI KABAB:

• Variations in sex in every time.
• Lot of concern and affection.
• Constant motivation 24*7.
• No need to work constantly.
• Dreams toh don’t play pivotal roles.
• Romanticism is guaranteed.
• Kisses and hugs all in free.

Well, it’s all upto you whether you liked making ‘Palak Paneer ya Tangdi kabab’. Guys, our main concern these days is not what are you cooking, but the main factor is that why do we play with the lives of people when we know that there is no future in that particular relationship. Of course, individual choices do matter, but hasn’t this lead to the destruction of that beautiful bond which comes prior to a relationship and that is ‘FRIENDSHIP’? People are forgetting that before being in a relationship, they were very good friends and breaking the things surely is putting a calendar to end up even that bond so much that they don’t tend to face each other.  Of course, it might not be easy to break up, but don’t you think that we have now imbibed a new factor called ‘LACK OF TRUST’? I mean, when breakups follow, do you even realize that the person is not ready to take a new relationship, just because the previous one cheated him so much that he or she now doesn’t trust someone. 

If you are cooking Tandgi kabab, then surely see to it ki commitment follows till the end. Make yourself very sure before falling in a relationship; that you’ll always try to be in a ‘serious relationship’. Out of 20 couples, you end up finding that 19 of them are no longer together, but there is only a single couple who is damn serious about each other and will end up leveling it for a ‘commitment’ pick line. And compared to living single or being in a relationship, a serious relationship has number of advantages. Well, here is the list:

• Experience the fun that a single person has. 
• You've already found someone very special.
• There is someone with you who knows and loves you during a time when you're constantly learning and growing.
• The laughter is deeper and the affection is stronger in a committed relationship.
• No juggle for dating and your career. Your professional goals and ambitions are surely met.
• You have someone to support you during those years after college when close friends might be superbusy or are engaged into their own schedules.
• There is no feeling  of pressure strategy. 
• You can be yourself at all times, to be good and to be not so good, and to have someone every step of the way encourage you, laugh with you, reassure you, challenge you — in a word, love you. 
• And most importantly, the ‘TRUST factor’ is within you. Trust is the ultimate thing that will surely set an example as the ‘ONLY Serious’ couple in love.
• Ultimately, there is a scope for pure feeling of ‘COMMITMENT’! 

So, why not be in a serious relationship, where you can enjoy the charm of cooking both ‘PALAK PANEER AND TANGDI KABAB’?